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f. 19. Uni student. failing at adulthood.

misspryss:

julstorres:

survivablyso:

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie

Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves

Black Widow orders towels online: the movie

Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie

Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie

Still more exciting than Ant Man

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

grungeisde4d:

this is really selfish but

why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better

why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about

w h y

I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.

esotericlinguist:

ptosistwitcheye:

lesbian-songbirds:

nottonight-imonfire:

our-memories-defeat-us:

faustoaleman:

our-memories-defeat-us:

saraquinruinedmylife:

Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?

I swear to god it was

Last time i checked it was 2011??

I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013

Wait the 90’s are over???

Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?

Did you say it’s 2013?

criedwolves:

post selfies for no reason other than you want to. post 3485657 selfies. reblog your own selfies. who gives a shit. show the world that you’re beautiful and you fucking know it.

silentshivers:

literally how does anyone not believe in aliens

are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh

truthdoesnotleadtofreedom:

Bless whoever made this.

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

punkbarnes:

do not delete someone’s caption to a graphic they’ve made (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

especially if it’s a credit link or a poem or lyrics or something that adds value and context to the graphic itself (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

and especially don’t delete and then re-add a caption just so your url shows up as “credit” (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

if you do that you are a sack of shit (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

themarysue:

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Harley and Ivy, making friends.

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time